You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

Kameron Brown is gay.

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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