- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

Sixty... eight

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

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