- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

Knock Knock No solicitors

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

Take part of what?

Cripples are lame.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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