- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what's annoying? Steve

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

justin bieber over spongebob snicker

What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

What's your blood type? Red.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

What did God tell Moses to deliver to the Hebrews? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

Q:what is the most annoying word that means nothing? A:every word has a meaning your question is invalid. ~Phish <3

A guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "whered you get the pig?" The guy says, "It's not a pig its a parrot." The bartender says, "i was talking to the parrot."

why did the man get a divorce? Because his wife had an affair.

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