- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

what did jacob say to coach a joke

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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