A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

your mama so old, shes dead.

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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