- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

antonio has a penis head.lol

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

race-car = rac-ecar

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

What did Reed read? A. Read?

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

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