- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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