- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

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