- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

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