- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

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