- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

how many babies does it take o paint a house depends on how hard you throw them

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

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