What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

what this: b a dead one of these: p

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

ure mama's so fat

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

So FDR walks into a bar.

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Once, I went to Peru.

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