I'm so punny.

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

i killed my family

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

charlie sheen

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Abortion.

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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