There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

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Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

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Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

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Knock knock. Who's there You are.

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what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

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How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

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The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

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Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

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So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

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Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

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Urban ghettos

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How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

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What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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