Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

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a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

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Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

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what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

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why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

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A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

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What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

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jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

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What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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