What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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