- Anti Joke

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

ure mama's so fat

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

Phew... it's gone.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC