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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

ure mama's so fat

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.