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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

Q: What's worse than both of your parents dying in a terrible car accident? A: Sitting in the back seat with your grandparents.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

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