- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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