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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

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