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What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

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