Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

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why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

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why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

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What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

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What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

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A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

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Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

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when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

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Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

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Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

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how do you know if your friend is your best friend? if he cries you cry, if he laughs you laughs, if he jumps out a window you laugh again.

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What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

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What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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