- Anti Joke

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

Camerons hair is Curly..

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

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