What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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What is both bold and brash? Fox

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I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

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Will nearis is here! Get it

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

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What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

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What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

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So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

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When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

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whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

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Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

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Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

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What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

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2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

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What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

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Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

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What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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