IT SOUNDS SO WROOONG! Actually I was thinking more about when I go short sentences, you go short, then I decide to put in like 500 lines in a single comment and then you do. Besides I call it caps! And no, I do not want you to be like me, there was already another me, it was a complete bitch killing him, I mean if I did not know a lot worse, I would say his chances at kicking my ass where equal. By the way, that "you you seducer" totally sounded like something Donald Duck would say, I dig Donald, so I guess I am into cartoons.

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What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

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theres a fork in a drawer half way open and a knife in a cup on the counter. how does the knife get into the drawer, it cant knife are incapable of moving

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Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

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why was little johnny crying? he had frogs stapled to his face.

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Denard Robinson

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

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Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

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Wanna hear a joke? WNBA

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A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

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What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

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Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

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american idol

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

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What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

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Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

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