- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

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What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

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