- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black chef glendon

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

Who's the fastest kid in AA

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

dyslexic's Untie

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

Your mom is so old she died

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

what is 3+3= 8

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

I had friends on the Death Star.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

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