- Anti Joke

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

Women's rights

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Adolf Hitler.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

batman has diarrhea

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

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They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

Are you black? Kill yourself.

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet