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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

knock knock Goodbye

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

69...you know how awkward this is now...

Poop

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

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