- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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