- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

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Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

whats white and sticky glue

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

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