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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

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