- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

Once upon a time a was born

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

Rebecca Black's career.

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

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