what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

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Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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