You know whats funny? Women's rights

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

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roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

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What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

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Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

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She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

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whats hairy and crys your mom

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

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your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

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A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

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You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

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what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

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Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

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What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

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whats green and slimy? green slim

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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