- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Adolf Hitler.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

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why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

Are you black? Kill yourself.

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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