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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

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