- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

Womans baksetball...

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

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