- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the redneck say when he ran out of beer? A: I need more beer.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

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