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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

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