- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

A baby seal walks into a club.

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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