A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

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Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

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What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

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What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

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if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

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Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

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-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

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This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

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