- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

What is the best joke ever? 1D

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

What would u like to drink?

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

Mooses

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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