- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

What starts with a 's' and ends in 'ex'? Sex -XH

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

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