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why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

A Serbian Film

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

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