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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where can I apply for janitor school?

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

cory

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

Why did the boy cry Because he fell

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Why was the baby crying? Because it was just born and usually a baby cries when its born, if it dosent it usually means something is wrong, so the mother was happy to hear her baby cry.

Q:What did the frog say to the mailman? A:Nothing theres no mail on Sunday's.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. You're adopted.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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