- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

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