A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

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what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

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A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

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What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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Women's rights.

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I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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Women's Rights

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

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What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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