- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

A baby seal walks into a club.

your no better than a cockroach

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

Penis

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

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