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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

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Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

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Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

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your face

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

Cripples are lame.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

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