- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

What's funny? Women's rights.

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

The duck didn't cross the road.

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