What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

What is the best joke ever? 1D

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

What would u like to drink?

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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