What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

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What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

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A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

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what are three short words? i a am

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How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

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I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

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What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

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what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

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When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

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I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

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EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

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At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

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How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

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Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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