- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde fired from the factory? Repeated absences and violation of company policy.

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

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