- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

What ryhmes with turtle rape

Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

Heskey time.

Robin, get in the car!

How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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