- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

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A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

knock knock who's there ?

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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