What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

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Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

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Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

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Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

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Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

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Why did the dog die? He was old

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some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

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Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

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friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

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What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

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whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

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How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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