- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bar walks into a man

How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

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