- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

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