What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

Everybody love food when they are hungry

Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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