- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

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