Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

black chicken. kfc

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

You know those people that learned the true name of God, as God asked kindly... ...Well you know God can be nice sometimes but he actually COMMANDED they keep his name secret forever? They became the first people known as Jehova`s witnesses... JEHOVAH<<< SECRET NAME ANYBODY? So much for keeping his secret name guys! They claim that only a few thousand humans will ascend to heaven, in other words all of the JEHOVA`s witnesses... All two billions of them or something... For keeping his name (Cough JEHOVAH) secret. SUCCESS!

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

And you honored it I see :P

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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