- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

- Helen Keller

One day a woman wrote a letter to her husband whom was at war. He received it, read it, and was happy to know she was thinking of him.

A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

Q: On a plane, a black man does not grab a bag of peanuts, while everyone else does. Why? A: He has allergies.

Knock, knock. Whose there? A Mountain Lion wait...what

Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

What's black and hangs from trees? Tire swings

Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

oh hi, i'm an idiot, i mean mitt romney

What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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