Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

BIG PENIS

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

joe diragi whacks off his dog

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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