What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

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What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

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I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

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why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

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Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

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Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

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Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

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What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

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