- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the asian a bad driver? Because while he was driving a leprechaun was punching him in the face.

Adam Chebali is awesome

How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

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