Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

why was the boy crying he had cancer

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

There was once a man who lived in a box.

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

A fat guy!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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