- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because the mas of the ice-cream gathered up enough potential energy to increase the velocity of said ice cream making a mess on the ground.

A girl hands her boyfriend her phone and says it's his dad. He throws it on the ground exclaiming, "My dad's not a phone, duh!"

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Cuz she had no arms! B I T C H

an irishman gets on facebook...he has 7 friend request

A bear walks into a bar..... The bartender asks " what do you want?" , he gets killed by the bear because he started talking to it Made by eli

Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

why did the man die? Because he was robbing a bank and police used lethal weapons By- the duck

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Erm Wait why would a chicken be on the side walk in the first place?

OH MY LUMPIN GOD!

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He was dead. Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third koala fall off the tree? He thought it was a game so he joined in.

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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