what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

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What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

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How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

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What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

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A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

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I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

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why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

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How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

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Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

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mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

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Immigration Laws

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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