Women's Soccer.

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What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown, sued the water company, bought a huge settlement and ran off with that slut Little Bo Peep.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

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Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

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In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

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Why so serious ?

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

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Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

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What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

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Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

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What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

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What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

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Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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