why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

You know what's funny? Rape

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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