A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

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Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

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what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

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Fill in the blank: A ______ is a man's best friend. Jake: Is it dog? Host: YES! Now for the 1 million dollars! Finish the sentence: I just saved a lot of money by Jake: Switching to Geico? Host: Sorry, that's incorrect. The correct answer is "I just saved a lot of money by not spending it on useless junk and by budgeting my account towards investing in the future." Oh well, nice try.

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What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

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why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

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CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

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When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

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Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

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How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

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A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

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Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

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Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

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There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

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a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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