- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

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