- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

Whats funny? Your face.

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

josh sucks polish adams dick

how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

Q: What did the monkey say to the parrot? A: I like trains so feed me bananas!

How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

penis in the camel

why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

I like poop in my butt

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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