Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

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Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

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Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your parents are dead, and so will you.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm dying of AIDS so I guess I'm feeling a little sorry for myself"

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What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

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Q: What do you call a dog with metal balls and two-inch legs? A: Animatronic

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A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

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What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a zebra? A dead zebra.

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What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

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You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

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Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

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What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

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Knock knock, Who's th- IMA FIRIN' MA LAZOR

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Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

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Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead...

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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