Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Dwight Howard

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

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