- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

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