It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

Indians

How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

What is worse than a worm in you're apple? Two worms in you're apple.

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

What does water taste like? Water

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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