What is not a car park? Clash of clans

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

WHAT THE BABIES?!

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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