"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

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Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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