Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

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Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

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How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

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My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

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Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

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Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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Robin, get in the car!

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Heskey time.

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The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

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A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

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What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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There's a football player who walks into a bar and sees a gay guy. The gay guy says, "So you're a football player, right?" The football player says, "Yes." The gay guy says, "I have a game of football myself. It's called fart football. It's where you drink a mug of beer in less than five seconds and then you drop your pants and fart for the extra point." The gay guy goes first. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds and farts. The football player goes. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds then he drops his pants and before he farts, the gay guy says, "BLOCK THAT KICK! BLOCK THAT KICK!"

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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