- Anti Joke

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

What do a blueberry and a raspberry have in common? They are both commonly used in parfaits.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

What did the doctor say to the obese person? You have diabetes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.