- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

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what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

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