The moment where Perfect Cell returns declaring he has become "even more perfect" There is no level above perfect :P But sure Cell, strive to improve further on your "perfection", oh he is dead nevermind. Still my favorite character, narcissist, with a touch of class, and a sadistic personality, what more can you wish for?

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have Somthing To tell you F*** You

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Two Canadian men are sitting in a room. Man 1: Do you know what happens when you shoot a wolverine? Man 2: No. Man 1: It absorbs the bullets, duh. The second man proceeds to go outside with a gun. He returns in a few minutes. Man 1: What did you do with that gun? Man 2: I shot a wolverine. Man 1: What happened? Man 2: It fell over and died. I think you watch too much X-Men.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm a talking horse and that's what you ask me? On the day I just buried my only son?"

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

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Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

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How do you kill a fat guy Keep giving him food he'll die eventually.

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What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and so am I

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How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

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Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

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How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

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Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

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what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

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hi dave

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

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