Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

CHAD'S A FAG!!!

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

A large commercial airliner is piloted toward inner-city New York. The plane is driven into the World Trade Center by a terrorist. The United States will now issue a holiday to mourn all we have lost in this tragic event.

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

What do a black man and a bench have in common? The black man can sit in the bench.

Bob: If two negatives make a positive, what would be an anti-anti-joke? Tim: An anti-joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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