Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

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