- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Where's my tractor?

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

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