- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

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Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

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