- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

AIDS.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

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A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

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