- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

boobs!

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

What did john say to bob Hey bob

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

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