Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

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Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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