whats up with that? i'm from jersy

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

your face

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

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