- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

Then none of us want to be right.

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

Women's rights.

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

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