- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

WILLY

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

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