what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

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Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

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What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

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Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

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Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

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Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

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Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

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gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

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What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

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Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

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a skinny sumo wrestler

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What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

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