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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

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