Billy was taking a stroll in the forest, when suddenly he met a bear. Billy remember what his father had taught him, and quikly lied down on the ground, pretending to be dead. The bear started licking Billy's face. Still he remained calm. The bear bit off Billys finger. Still he did not move. When the bear ate Billy's foot, he nearly panicked. But thinking of his wife and children he mustered his last remaining strenght, and did not move a muscle. If he tried to run or fight the bear he would surely die and never see them again. Then the bear ate Billys head.

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What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty ha a great fall Hunpty dumpty's skull was split in two

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What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

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someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

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what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

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Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

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What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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Hello penis

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Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

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Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

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The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

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A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

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Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

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Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

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Anti Joke

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