chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

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What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

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dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

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A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

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How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

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What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

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why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

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knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

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Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

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Adam Fantuzzi's just jealous because he'll never be the man his mother is

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