Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

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What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

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Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

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"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

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Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

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Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

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A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

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What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

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im gay

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

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Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

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My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

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How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

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Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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