your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

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I like to thumb up my own jokes.

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Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

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High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

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I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

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Womens rights

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why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

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ejaculation JLR

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How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

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To mama so old, she might die soon.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

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CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

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What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

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What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

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why am I writing this...im bored

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What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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