What did the boy without arms get in his Christmas present? A pair of gloves. Just kidding, he didn't open it yet.

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roses are red violets are blue pornhub is down ya mums facebook will do

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

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I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

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What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

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A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

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Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

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Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

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Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

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I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

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What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

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A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

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