Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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Boob

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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can you touch your toes? no

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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guess what>? your mum lol

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

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What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

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A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

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a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

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Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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