- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

What fires shots? A gun

Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

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