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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

call me maybe.

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

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