- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

So FDR walks into a bar.

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

get in the car.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

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