- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

Whats worse than a joke? This

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

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