- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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