It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

A dyslexic blind man

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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