Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

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I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

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Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

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Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

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why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

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your mom is so stupid she got raped

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Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

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why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

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What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

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what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

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What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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