- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

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