- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

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