- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

why did the zebra cross the road?

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

I like that, but why am I happy?

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

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