- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If i knew people where coming i would have trimed my antlers

"Almost as accidental as your spelling I'm afraid." -...

Q: What did the forgetful person say to the other? A:

A smart kid just answered a question in class, a blonde girl then says "Nerd, your always answering all the questions". The teacher then says "Hey thats not nice, he could be your boss one day." The smart kid quickly replies "Highly unlikely, i do not plan on being a pimp when i grow up".

A fat kid walks into a school. RUN KIDS IT'S BOMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

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