- Anti Joke

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

I'm HIV positive.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.