A dyslexic man walked into a bra

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A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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David Cameron

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

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If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

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Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

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What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

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They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

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A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

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Why is Texas so hot? The sun

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How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

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What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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