- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

You know what's funny? Rape

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

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