Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

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What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

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Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

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Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

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What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

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3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

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An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

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an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

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whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

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If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

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Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

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I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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