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why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Women's rights.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died