roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Pickles are moist.

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Who wants $300? Me too.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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