- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Charlie Sheen is winning

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

Balls

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

batman farted so hes retarded

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

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