- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

So one time there was this woman learning...

Poop.

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

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