Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

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What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

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Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

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who is really lanky? james cornish

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Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

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What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

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What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

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What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

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Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

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black people

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Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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